Dad-Centric Deals

Groupon is celebrating Father’s Day with a collection of dad-centric deals to honor the man who gave birth to you and has offered you unparalleled advice. This Father’s Day, remember these common pieces of fatherly wisdom:

  • Fire safety is key. That is, always keep your fires safe and don’t let anyone put them out.”
  • Always be on time—except to your own funeral, when it’s more impressive to show up late but alive.”
  • Take out the garbage!”
  • Hate no one—except the garbage, which you should treat as your mortal enemy and take out when I tell you.”
  • Enjoy yourself. Pretend taking out the garbage is a game and see if you can finally remember to do it without me telling you.”
  • Rake the leaves! Just kidding, take out the garbage first.”
  • Seriously, take the garbage out.”